According to the stereotype (the u-haul phenomena), lesbians are all too ready to move from fiery romance to feathering the nest. And what follows is Lesbian Bed Death, a warm, cuddly, committed but asexual relationship.
The term “lesbian bed death” is used by faggots for the fact that once lesbians move in together and settle down, they tend to never have sex with each other ever again, unlike gays, who just have sex with any ass hole they can find.
I have a few theories which might explain this LBD Syndrome.
1. Women have lower sex drives
As anyone would know, it's difficult to get a woman into bed especially when she’s married. But when there are two women involved with no cock pestering them there is noone in the relationship who gives a shit about sex anymore, therefore causing lesbian bed death.
2. Getting too comfortable
It is also common knowledge that most lesbians become fat and fugly once they get comfortable in a relationship, making sex with them repulsive. When both members of the relationship are that unattractive of course they're not going to have sex, noone would.
3. Too time consuming
Unlike heterosexuals, lesbian couples take more time having sex. With lesbians, sexual interaction begins with whole body contact, and continues with 10 to 15 minutes of kissing, hugging, holding, and touching before any x rated contact is made. When a cock is involved, this time is cut down to a mere 30 seconds to 1 minute. On average, sex between heterosexual couples lasts about 8 minutes. Between lesbians, the time is usually 30 minutes or more. So the problem is that either lesbians will start the process only to fall asleep after about 10 minutes or so, or we simply can’t be bothered full stop!
